It’s your last day of holiday and in front of the mirror, while you inhale and exhale to prepare your return to school or work, you mentally review the list of the things you promised to do during your holidays. And you realize that you didn’t go to the pool, you didn’t quit smoking, you didn’t invite your girlfriend for dinner to make you forgive a 4 year ago row quarrel and you didn’t walk the dog. You just sat on the pub bench warming your beers and those of the others, catatonic commenting passersby, scratching your knees and cursing the mosquitoes. For 15 days in a row.
Today is the last day and you have no desire to return to work; google some advice to make your return and you come across this article about the advantages of going back to work after the holidays.
1 It’s time to stop playing the part of the furniture of the bar, “hey, the fridge is next to the guy at the bottom with the newspaper pasted on his nose” and come back to be part of the human world
2 You can play the part of the Allegro Mechanic and exaggerate all the episodes occurred while you were on holiday. You can start with the beginning of the day: “I woke up at 5, 6 eggs like Rocky and then 200 abs.” Believable as a smile on a Monday morning.
3 You will gain credibility in the eyes of the postman that in 15 days has always seen you wearing flip-flops and a grumpy face to collect the mail with unfriendly behavior. Your new image – shirt and slicked-back hair – will make him forget all those funny rumors about you.
4 You will put an end to the unhealthy relationship that you had created with Walter White: I mean, 10 hours of Breaking Bad per day can lead to bizarre results.
5 You will return to the original time zone, after spending two weeks in Miami mode, although you never moved from your small region.
6 If you have small children, you will rediscover the pleasure of … a chair, a coffee and a chat with no interruptions … but please, turn off the phone.
7 You’ll come home tired but satisfied, throw your hat on the couch (miss it) but you’ll be happy anyway because after the sad goodbye to Walter, now you have another TV series to fall in love with. Hey, in moderation, please!
